Bears generally don’t care what day it is. Now us Black Bears (species Tedus Blackus), we treat every day like Sunday. That being said, I live in the real world. You know… the REAL world. In the real world, the Mother and the Father have to work, and different “days” make them act differently.
The Mother and the Father divide their weeks into 3 days. They have one Sunday, one Friday, and 6 Mondays. I don’t know what this means. When the Father told me this I just nodded my head like I understood. Anyway, if you ever learn what that means, please let me know.
In the real world, today is Friday. This means that the majority of people don’t have to work tomorrow and their weekend starts. It’s a little different for the Mother and the Father (and some of their friends), but we can talk about that another day.
Today was a very busy day. When it’s busy, it’s difficult to properly nap. Proper napping is recommended to maintain a happy bear. Please remember that. I will disperse these words of wisdom from time to time. So far, you know the following:
- A clean bear is a happy bear.
- Proper napping is recommended to maintain a happy bear.
Keep these in mind… you never know when I’ll impart more of my learned wisdom with you– but that’s me: generous. Generoso. Get it??? Gener-oso. Ha hahahahaha!
Ok, I don’t even know what I was talking about. I’m just rambling today, but that’s what I’m all about today. Today I’m a rambling bear. Growl.